Originally Posted by cheezer

so if you happen to remember my last giveaway, i am somewhat of a fan of making you sweat and labor hard for your invites.. therefore, in order to be eligible you must tell a joke! the two best (note not necessarily funniest) jokes by 6/14 noon EST will each buy an invite into the tracker!

i'll begin with the first joke: the US congress!

good luck

don't know what you meant about the congress part ?

anyway i apply .. liked+repped ... i have proofs ready ..

and as for the joke ...

well here it is :

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number.