So a couple from the states, married for 50 years goes to Jerusalem for holidays.
During their first night there, the old lady dies in her sleep from a heart attack.

The guy tries to arrange the paperwork needed and the mortician says to him.
We can bury her here for free or we can put her in a beatiful casquet and ship her to the states for $1000

The old man thinks a bit and says here is $1000 ship her to the states the soonest possible.

The mortician looks puzzled and asks the old guy. How come you don't opt for burying her here for free and save yourself $1000?

And the old guy answers. "Are you kidding me? I heard about that Jesus guy who was buried here 2000 years ago and after 3 days he was resurrected"!!!!!!!



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I'm not applying, just dropping my joke