so if you happen to remember my last giveaway, i am somewhat of a fan of making you sweat and labor hard for your invites.. therefore, in order to be eligible you must tell a joke! the two best (note not necessarily funniest) jokes by 6/14 noon EST will each buy an invite into the tracker!

i'll begin with the first joke: the US congress!

good luck

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@cheezer
I apply..

Very nice GA mate

i apply for tehconnection invite

Thanks you Like and Rep added

come on guys can you at least read the topic

Originally Posted by cheezer

come on guys can you at least read the topic

LOL

So a couple from the states, married for 50 years goes to Jerusalem for holidays.
During their first night there, the old lady dies in her sleep from a heart attack.

The guy tries to arrange the paperwork needed and the mortician says to him.
We can bury her here for free or we can put her in a beatiful casquet and ship her to the states for $1000

The old man thinks a bit and says here is $1000 ship her to the states the soonest possible.

The mortician looks puzzled and asks the old guy. How come you don't opt for burying her here for free and save yourself $1000?

And the old guy answers. "Are you kidding me? I heard about that Jesus guy who was buried here 2000 years ago and after 3 days he was resurrected"!!!!!!!



Like+100 Reps are yours.
I'm not applying, just dropping my joke

@cheezer Always love ur way of giveaway

Like + 100 reps added

Let me have a try
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Thanks for the GA anyway.

Originally Posted by cheezer

so if you happen to remember my last giveaway, i am somewhat of a fan of making you sweat and labor hard for your invites.. therefore, in order to be eligible you must tell a joke! the two best (note not necessarily funniest) jokes by 6/14 noon EST will each buy an invite into the tracker!

i'll begin with the first joke: the US congress!

good luck

don't know what you meant about the congress part ?

anyway i apply .. liked+repped ... i have proofs ready ..

and as for the joke ...

well here it is :

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number.