Server Error: Hardware Failure

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We have experienced a hardware failure resulting in what we call a TITSUP situation (Total Inability To Sustain Usual Perversion).
We are working as quickly as we can to restore site functionality.

It might be several days before we are back online.
But in the meantime have a cupcake!

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You can always find us on IRC, connect at irc.digitalirc.org (SSL port 6697) on #empornium or use the webchat.