hello!
I'd apply for the karma points

first joke
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.
"Need some help?" a secretary asked.
"Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?"
"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder.
"Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"

link to joke for programmers (this cracks me up):

link

cheers

EDIT: rep and like added