Not sure how popular this one is but I love it. Great content to pass my long commute everyday!

3x Myanonamouse PLUS 4 x 2500 Karma points for Myanonamouse Give Away (thats 20G of upload credit folks! )

Let me know if you want the invite or the points
Do the like and the rep
Be ready to show proofs

Post a good joke to cheer everyone up!

Thanks
Lurkeo

Just the invites up for grabs now. Who wants em?

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hello!
I'd apply for the karma points

first joke
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.
"Need some help?" a secretary asked.
"Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?"
"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder.
"Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"

link to joke for programmers (this cracks me up):

link

cheers

EDIT: rep and like added

@valentinorossi72 thanks for the jokes!

Send me your name on myannon and I'll send you the points in batches over the next few days.

2 lots of points given away, 2 remain

Thanks all

Hi @DubaiLurkeo I dont have jokes, I just found this good story just read.

"Good night son," I said softly, kissing my young boy on the head and rustling his hair. Today was a busy day, as it was the weekend. Now I know what you're thinking, Busy? On the weekend? Yeah, well let's just say my son can be a handful.
"Night Dad, love you," came the tired reply, followed by a yawn. We had spent all day playing with his toys, watching his cartoons, then we went to the play-park with his friend. Spending my weekends like this is tiring, but I love my son and I want him to enjoy childhood, so it's an easy sacrifice on my part.
I closed the door softly behind me as I exited the room, making my way across the hall to my own bedroom. I live alone in this two bedroom flat with my son; the wife left me with him a year after he was born. Raising a child as a single parent can be hard, but it's rewarding nonetheless.
I entered my bedroom and flopped onto the bed, "Aah, finally some time to rest and read a good book!" I said jubilantly, picking up my book from the bedside table. I began from where I left off, and got lost in the story.
"Dad!" I heard a shout come from my son's room; I sat up with a jolt. I must have fallen asleep while reading. I quickly set the book down on the bed and checked the clock—3:48 am. He must have had a nightmare. I quickly made my way across the hall to my son's room.
"What is it, are you alright?" I asked tiredly from the door. I saw my son wrapped in his duvet with a terrified look.
"There's someone under my bed..." he whispered fearfully, looking as if he was about to cry. Not convinced, I shook my head with a smile. Around his room everything was in the correct place, nothing moved. His window was closed, and if someone came into the apartment, the alarm would have gone off.
"Alright, I'll check for the scary monsters," I stated playfully, but my son did not budge. I crouched down and pulled up the edge of the duvet, which spilled over the edge of the bed. When I looked under the bed I saw my son curled up in a ball shivering.
"Dad... there's someone on my bed," he cried softly, tears running down his cheeks. My face fell, my heart pounded. I didn't want to look back up there... the bed above shifted. I held my breath, I was frozen in place, too terrified to move. I heard the sound of a bare foot touch the wooden floor beside me.
"What's wrong... Daddy?"

Hiya @DubaiLurkeo ,

I'd like to apply for a MyAnonamouse invite.
Rep and like given, and proofs ready whenever u want.
And.... last but not least, the joke...:

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for license and registration. The lawyer asks, "What for?" The sheriff responds, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." The lawyer says, "I slowed down and no one was coming." "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration please," say the sheriff impatiently. The lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." The sheriff says, "That sounds fair, please exit your vehicle." The lawyer steps out and the sheriff takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer with it. The sheriff says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

@Iptorrs always good to start the day with a joke. PM me those proofs and an email for the invite!

Cheers