@j876

A nurse enters a patients room and the patient says "are my testicles black?"
The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, takes a close look and says "there's nothing wrong with them, sir."
The patient smiles at her and says very slowly: "thanks for that, but listen closely, 'are-my-test-re-sults-back?' "

lol it's my go to, mostly because it's like the only joke I can ever remember.

I have proof of ratios above 1.5