@j876
One day this guy goes to the bar and gets really drunk. He decides it's time to leave so he walks home. On his way he passes a pond and sees a duck by it. He catches the duck and carries it home with him. He's lost his keys so he rings the doorbell. His wife answers the door and he says "this is the pig I told you I've been sleeping with". His wife says "honey, that's a duck". He says "I was talking to the duck"!

Have proof of big buffer with great ratio at other private trackers. Thanks.