A new challenger approaches...
What I may lack in on-site,
TI-specific stats and a wizened, Gandalf-esque account in terms of age, I more than make up for in terms of enthusiasm, hopeless optimism, and -- perhaps most importantly, @
BabaShopper: I actually like to read. Like a lot. My middle name? It's actually HarperCollins, swear on my mother's eyes!
Just kidding, it's not. It's David, so since I came clean there was no need to swear at my Mom's eyes. But that's all besides the point:
If this invite does end going to me, well... you can at the very least consider it fully Hooked On Phonics reviewed and approved. Sometimes I even read a Thesaurus in the bathroom. It's weird, but you gotta keep strengthening those lexicon muscles, ya feel me?
What? No?
I mean, that's fine. That's cool -- no problemo at all. What I'm trying to stress here is that I like books and... by golly gee whillickers if they could talk? I'm like 94.75% sure that books would say they liked me right back.
Oh, and real quick -- as for my
proofs I can provide for my other private
trackers? Let's just go full-on dork and say that if an aged, well-respected, high quality user account on here is Gandalf? Then you can just call me Ilúvatar, baby boy, cause my
proofs will bring and satisfy all the ents to the yard. (Apologies for that song being stuck in your head now for the next 3-4 hours -- it's stuck in mine, too, so... there's that, I guess. We can suffer together, I guess? I just said I guess twice, back-to-back. But I'm leaving it in to show that, hey, it's not such a bad thing to be Hooked on Phonics, now is it? Actually, don't answer that. It was... it was a rhetorical question. Yes, that's it. Rhetorical.
)
What's up with that emoji I used just now? Did that dude just order a pizza or order a hit put out on someone? Whatever it was, they look mighty pleased with themselves afterwards. Perhaps people win those Publishers Clearinghouse things after all? I sure do hope it was, indeed, Publishers Clearinghouse and not that infamous hacker known as Anonymous. That sure wouldn't be good.
Anywho, I'm... I'm going to stop typing now.
Any other questions, comments, or you just want to hear my top, 2-3 favorite undercover cop memoirs (Here's a bone/taste: No Angel by Jay Dobyns is superlative in regards to that particular sub-niche,
imo) just lemme know and I'll get on it like the Dewey Decimal System, yo! (Don't try and make sense of that one. There's no logic to be had there. Nor anywhere with me really.)