Originally Posted by abundantbeing

there was a young knight searching for knowledge. And he struggled for years without any results... He had mastered the ratio on many private trackers, he aquired different techniques but without any big change in his life.

One day out of the blue he heard about a place where everything is possible... The folks were calling it the mecca of education. He tried to find out the name for a few weeks, in many taverns.

He bought many pints of ale and suffered many hangovers until all of sudden without any explanation, an amazing being came like an angel out of the darkness, and by telling him the name of the place, she iluminated his spirit.

Finding out that bitme.org was the place to be, he embarked on a pilgrimage and after a long voyage with many adventures he finally got to the gates of this mecca. Alas he had a final challenge, he had to get in.

The guards of the city mentioned that one could enter only with an invite because there were more than 15.000 students and the overpopulation was causing distress among the active students, and were depleting the city supplies without giving back.

So he decided that no matter what, he will summon his power of will and get an invite by telling his story to every student that got out of the city, with the hope that one day, he will be understood by one of the illuminated minds inside and be offered the honor of entering that place where they said that dreams come true.



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rofl.