Haha, silly turtle. It’s not your mask that has April O’Neil all faintin’ and such, it’s the fact that you’re, like, a 7-foot tall talking turtle. That, uh, knows kung fu. Silly, silly turtle.

Anyways, check out the first trailer for “Wrath of the Titans” director Jonathan Liebesman’s “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” reboot. The film hails from Michael Bay’s company, a fact that, no doubt, will be all over the advertising for this thing. So what do you think, kids? Is it the abomination you thought it would be, or is it a lot better than you expected?

The city needs heroes. Darkness has settled over New York City as Shredder and his evil Foot Clan have an iron grip on everything from the police to the politicians. The future is grim until four unlikely outcast brothers rise from the sewers and discover their destiny as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Turtles must work with fearless reporter April and her wise-cracking cameraman Vern Fenwick to save the city and unravel Shredder’s diabolical plan.

Starring Megan Fox, William Fichtner, Will Arnett, Alan Ritchson, Jeremy Howard, Noel Fisher, Pete Ploszek, and Danny Woodburn.

Someone order some pizza this August 8th.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZZ0PnDZdZk