43 here but feel like 90...

I'm 35

38 year old. New here.

41, and I'll tell you guys some things I was never told, after 40:
1. Never pass up a restroom or an erection.
2. Grey hairs grow everywhere, EVERYWHERE.
3. Getting carded is almost as exciting as being hit on, almost.
4. Hangovers are exponential i.e. one night of drinking = three days of dead man walking
5. Sooner or later hair will grow from inside your ear, pray it's later than sooner see #2
Now get off my lawn.

i am 40.

i m just enter 21 year old

36 years old

Hi There, I'm 41

I'm a the grotesque old age of 31

I'm 18!