WE’RE about to be bombarded with remakes of movies this year — with the reboot of Tomb Raider the first cab off the rank — but they don’t have the best of reputations.

For every successful reboot, such as Star Trek or Ocean’s Eleven, there are at least three stinkers.

Nicole Kidman has had the misfortune to be in two of them, with The Stepford Wives and The Invasion both panned, despite her best efforts.

And then you have the ones like the all-female Ghostbusters, which was hammered online yet was very enjoyable, not least for Chris Hemsworth in a “himbo” role.

So what’s the worst remake of all time?

Have your say in our poll and make sure you let us know if we’ve missed out some absolute stinkers.

ARTHUR
The 1981 classic with Dudley Moore and Lisa Minelli, about a super-rich playboy who gives up his money to be with the girl of his dreams was a surprise hit. To not too many people’s surprise, the sequel with Russell Brand was a drunken disaster. Despite a glittering cast, including Helen Mirren as Arthur’s nanny, it flopped dismally. It was less the hilarious, drink-fuelled antics of a monster party and more the vomit-stained clean-up afterwards.

GODZILLA
We’re talking the latest remake, rather than the many previous remakes. In this one, superb actors like Ken Watanabe and Bryan Cranston tried desperately to save, well, not the world but more the woeful plot. Godzilla took on even more bizarre creatures to save humanity but nothing could save this remake. However, he’ll be back. Amazingly, even this stinker couldn’t kill him off.

THE MUMMY
Tom Cruise thought he was on to a winner with this remake of the Brendan Fraser franchise. Instead it should have been sealed up in a tomb and never seen again. Cruise may be a couch-jumping nutbag in real life but his movies are almost always entertaining. Not this one. The Mummy was a mother of a mistake.

SWEPT AWAY
Before they had a bitter divorce that included accusations she banned him from having traditional Christmas sausages called chipolatas in case they gave her cancer or, worse, wrinkles, Madonna and Guy Ritchie revived this movie. Like their marriage, it ended in screams, tears and storming out. Luckily that was just the movie audience in this case. It still holds a coveted Rotten Tomatoes score of five per cent. Statistically, even the “switch off your mobile phone” advert gets a higher score than that.

TOTAL RECALL
The Arnold Schwarzenegger classic was remade with Colin Farrell in the title role. The special effects were better but everything else was worse. In those days Arnie used to get some serious competition from a plank of wood in the acting stakes but Farrell somehow outdoes him. Forget going to Rekall Inc for your next holiday. Moviegoers needed their memories altered to forget this ever happened.

THE KARATE KID
A brilliant way to take a 1980s classic and drop a huge bucket of poo on some golden memories. Never mind he should have been called the Kung Fu Kid because they don’t do karate in China. It managed to be worse in every single way. Watching it was like taking a succession of crane kicks to the head.

CONAN
What is it with Arnie movies and the desire to remake them? Jason Momoa was shaved and sent into action as the muscular hero in this outing. I’m not sure which barbarian approved the remake, the plot or the characterisation but they should be cleaved in half with a giant sword for their efforts.

ROBOCOP
There was so much material here to make another searing indictment on government, policing and the way in which fear is used to manipulate society. Instead it shot itself not just in the foot but pretty much in every body part imaginable. The start, with Samuel L Jackson, offered us hope this was going to be brilliant. It was all downhill form there.

THE FANTASTIC FOUR
After X Men: First Class revived that flagging franchise, someone had the bright idea to get the Fantastic Four going again, after it petered out into disappointment. The last movie before this one, called Silver Surfer, was a flop with a Rotten Tomatoes rating of just 37 per cent but seemed like an Oscar-winning classic compared to the remake effort’s measly nine per cent approval. Instead of adults such as Chris Evans, Jessica Alba and Ioan Gruffud, they went for a cast of teens. It was like watching a snarky playground clique in action and about as much fun as a chemistry lesson.

PLANET OF THE APES
Unlike some of these other remakes, which were stomach-churningly bad, this was merely OK. It’s let down because the original was so brilliant and the current series (Rise Of/Dawn Of/War For The Planet Of The Apes) so damn good that this sits in the middle like a chunky layer of cat vomit between two delicious biscuits. It has its moments and it sometimes teeters close to being entertaining. But why would you see it when there are so many better options in this franchise?