If your life is low on things exploding and leathery old blokes trading quips while shooting people, the final Expendables 3 trailer is here to change all that. Take a look below to see the latest from Sly and the family Stonebanks (that pun will make more sense in a moment).

In this third instalment, an old ally turned very dangerous, obsessive enemy targets Stallone’s Barney Ross. See, Colonel Stonebanks (Mel Gibson, and we told you we’d explain the joke) is his former comrade, and a co-founder of the Expendables who has turned against his old team. Barney decides to fight old blood with new, and recruits a younger crew including Kellan Lutz and MMA star Ronda Rousey. But proving that you should never send a young person to do an old person’s job, the newbies are promptly captured.

What to do? If you’re Sly, you round up the regulars, including Terry Crews’ Caesar, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Trench, Jason Statham’s Christmas, Dolph Lundgren’s Jensen, Randy Couture’s Road, Jet Li’s Yang, plus new oldies Wesley Snipes, Antonio Banderas and Harrison Ford, and mount a rescue. Cue bullets, blood, guns and guts.

With Patrick Hughes calling the shots and the bombs this time, The Expendables 3 will be out on August 14.



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Expendables 3 is already out in bittorrent in DVD quality and it hasn't been released in theaters yet. That's not a good sign. People in the studio leak it out when they think the movie is going to tank, like Showtime did with first couple of episodes of later seasons of Californication to drum up buzz. I saw the movie and it sucked. It felt like watching old people in wheelchairs trying to stay relevant. Arnold's ghoulish-like face didn't help. Stallone and Statham's dialog and acting was fake. The story was boring. The jokes were bad, really bad. Stallone needs to stop writing these movie scripts and leave it to the professionals. The first Expendables was good. They should have left it at that. Trying to milk as much out of this franchise with subsequent sequels is beating a dead horse.