I’m not entirely sure why it’s going to take director Sam Taylor-Johnson and the folks behind “Fifty Shades of Grey” a whoppin’ two years to make and get their movie into theaters, but then again, I may not be this movie’s target audience, so what do I know. Maybe it takes a lot of post-production time to make sure all that nekkid time is just right.

In any case, take a gander at the first poster for the film, featuring Jamie Dornan as the kinky billionaire who launched a billion copycat books. I gotta say, I had no idea there were so many horny housewives out there who love to read this stuff. Wow.

In “Fifty Shades of Grey,” a literature student named Anastasia Steele meets a handsome, yet tormented, billionaire named Christian Grey.

Starring Jamie Dornan, Dakota Johnson, Luke Grimes, Victor Rasuk, and Jennifer Ehle.

Greying it up in February 13, 2015.