If you wish to "Become a fucking uploader!" but are intimidated by the process, you can now request mentoring from fellow uploaders. Start a new thread in Newbie's corner forum titling it Looking for a mentor. An experienced uploader (Uploader/Uploader Elite/Uploader VIP or HF/SF allowed to rip) may respond and help you out.

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