LOST CODER...PLEASE CAN YOU HELP ???

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT





IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTION THAT THE SITE CODER IS MISSING !..(SHOCK/HORROR)...HE WAS LAST SEEN APROX 3 WEEKS AGO IN A RATHER JOLLY BUT DRUGGED STATE OF MIND !.....HE ANSWERS TO ALMOST ANYTHING...OI...GIT...TUBBY...RATBOY...GRASS MUNCHER....BRIZZLE BOY....SO USE ANY OF THE TXT PROVIDED AND HE SHOULD ANSWER....A GENEROUS REWARD OF 5GB WILL BE GIVEN TO THE FINDER AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...THE GRATITUDE OF THE STAFF !....IF YOU OR ANYONE KNOW HS WHEREABOUTS....PLEASE DO GET IN TOUCH ASAP.....THANKYOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ OUR PLIGHT !!.....GOOD LUCK TO ALL...AND......BECAREFUL OUT THERE GUYS !!





ps.....if anyone happens to find our old coder on their rounds....please do return him....we happen to miss the old sod.....!!