During the course of the night and under the cover of darkness an agent of the Cylons managed to infiltrate the fleet. The agent in question made her way undetected to my sleeping quarters, where she is now holding me hostage by the strength of her sheer beauty alone. Her first request was that NBL be opened for registration and I had no choice but to comply. Who wouldn't want to please a beautiful woman, right? So for the foreseeable future and until she deems otherwise I am under her spell while negotiations continue between her and I for my release. I have stood down the Marines and given orders that no attempt be made to rescue me at pain of being airlocked.


My fellow colonials if any of you know of any other survivors of the 13 Colonies now is the time to bring them home to join the fleet.


// So say we all