It's been awhile since we've had really great news on the front page, and it's about damn time that we have some of the best news that your amazing humble announcer gets to deliver.

WE HAVE NEW STAFF!!!!

Please everyone, take a moment to stop by and welcome our new staff members, they've been here a long time, and have all earned their way up to the big time, but as always, names have been changed to protect the inboxes innocent. So have fun guessing who everyone is. Gosh darn it, I do love a party, so stop on by and say something nice to the fresh meat new guys.

Bonsai
Teddy
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