Semi-scheduled maintenance

Dear pervs,

The site will be going down for a bit of routine maintenance today. If all goes well the interruption should last no more than 15 mintues.

Thanks for your understanding.

EDIT: Maintenance has finished. The interruption should have been minimal. Should you notice any issues that you're pretty sure weren't there before the maintenance, please report them to the Site Bugs forum.

Sincerely,
Emp tech staff