2012-05-30: Site will be back online on Monday, or I'm going to eat my hat. Sorry for the massive delays and lack of communication. I've just been feeling very burned-out and just generally sickened with the Internets. I'll be on IRC in the next day or so (nickname "DickVan".) If you emailed me and haven't gotten a reply, that's because I lost the email account. You can PM me on-site on Monday.