[root@hercules.alpharatio.cc ~]# ./maintenance.sh
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== AlphaRatio is under maintenance ==
== Join us on IRC: irc.alpharatio.cc:6667 ==
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= Activating maintenance page [ 100% ]
= Modulating the subsystems [ 100% ]
= Backing up [ 100% ]
= Flabjabbing the server [ 100% ]
= Maintaining [ 21% ]
= Clearing Cache [ 0% ]
= Restarting the mainframe [ 0% ]
= Deactivating the maintenance page [ 0% ]
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