Maintenance Page Contest

So here's the scoop, we need a new Maintenance Page (and one that is spelt correctly this time... lol) and we thought we would let you guys try your hand at making it.
Right Now it's just a plain old boring, white text on a black background. We want you guys to make it however you want, if you want a page tiled full of Kittens playing with yarn and text saying "sorry, our little hamster have stopped running" then shoot for the moon. It may not be the winner but we want you to be creative, so have fun with it!

You can enter the contest Here

Rules:
You must provide a link the the file for the page along with a screenshot of the page in your entry post.
Must be clear that the site is in maintenance mode (specifically saying it or alternative wording)
Must be easy on the eyes
Must be SFW
Must use low resources (This page will be viewed by all users if the site is down, and there are a lot of users)

The contest will run until: Sunday June 12th 2016

Prizes:
The user whose page is chosen will receive a 100GB AR Seedbox for 2 months
All valid entries will receive 100GB Upload Credit


On another note Alpharatio has opened an IdleRpg channel, there will be a monthly prize of 50gb. Stats will be reset on the 1st of every month and the winner announced on the 1st of every month thereafter. Its a simple game, login and idle...hope for the bestgame stats reset for all users on the 1st of every month.
More info can be found Here