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    Good Job Mr.Whaddafuxup,

    So, here is my joke,

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    A psychiatrist is conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their kids. “You all have obsessions,” he observes.
    
    To the first mother, he says: “You’re obsessed with eating - you’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
    
    He turns to the second mother and says: “Your obsession is money. It shows in your child’s name, Penny.”
    
    He goes to the third mother and says: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows in your child’s name, Brandy.”
    
    The fourth mother then quietly gets up and whispers to her boy: “Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick Willy up from school and go home.”
    PS: Dont consider me a part of the competition. I have no intentions of applying for the competition.

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    I fully support this giveaway, very nice giveaway! (I don't need anything from giveaway tho, just saying its a very nice way to make giveaways)

    nice jokes everyone ! )
    laughed a lot at can I have hdbits.org instead ? ) just wait 5 minutes ! )
    Last edited by wootspace; 11-24-2010 at 06:14 AM.

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    nice give away . .

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    One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
    Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

    hehehehe

    can i get bitmetv?

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    A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That’s it.”

    I applay for PTP

    Tnx

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    well everyone was gunna do big long jokes so i thought id do something stupid

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    I would Like To apply for Bitme, so here is my joke:

    "Doctor, won't you please kiss me?" asks the patient.

    "No. You're a very beautiful woman, but it's against my code of ethics," replies the doctor.

    "Please, just one kiss," she pleads.

    "Sorry," says the doctor. "It's totally out of the question. I shouldn't even be fucking you."

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    A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

    Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"



    The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"


    i want bitme plzzz

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    here is my joke i dont have any of those trakers so anyone will do


    In the Garden of Eden,
    as everyone knows,
    Lives Adam and Eve,
    without any clothes.

    In this garden,
    were two little leaves,
    one covered Adam's,
    one covered Eve's.

    As the story goes on,
    Never the less to say,
    the wind came along,
    and blew the leaves away.

    At the sight,
    Adam did stare,
    There was Eve's treasure,
    All covered with hair.

    And wonder came,
    Under Eve's eyes,
    As Adam's thing,
    started to rise.

    They found a spot,
    that suited them best,
    a nice big tree,
    where they began to rest.

    Her legs spread wider,
    and wider apart,
    While thrill after thrill,
    Came into her heart.

    The head of Adam's thing,
    Peeked into the hole,
    and filled her with passion,
    Beyond her control.

    Backward and forward,
    His thing did slide,
    And Eve's treasure,
    was all wet inside.

    The joy was good,
    She wouldn't let loose,
    Until Adam's thing,
    Was all out of juice.

    Then down through the years,
    People did screw,
    and now it is time,
    for me and you.

    So pull down your pants,
    and lay in the grass,
    because I'm in the mood,
    for a piece of that ASS!

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    probably not the funniest joke.

    what do you call a stingy jew? A Stinjew!


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