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    @RubberToe you are a gentleman and a scholar. As you will likely find another more worthy of your Apollo invites, I would request Waffles.

    Waffles actually reminds me of a breakfast I once had. Now I didn't have waffles for breakfast but pancakes on this occasion and this morning my wife saw fit to ruin them. Let me rewind. The night previously my infant woke up in the night of the middle quite loud and fussy. Me and my wife proceeded to play rock paper scissors as we usually do when the baby wakes one of us. She played Rock and I played a snore because I was not actually awoken by the noise. After declaring her victory she, with great agility for a woman of her size kicked me out of bed. Now on my way down to to check if the ground with still hard, my flailing knocked my glasses behind my bed. To many such an occurrence would be annoying but to me, well, I'm so blind by the time something is close enough to my face for me to see it, it's already down my throat. (My first date with my wife was fun let me tell you) Blind groggy and some superposition of awake and asleep, I stumbled to my fleshy noise emitter to find him rooting for something to suck on like a large pink leech. A few gears grinded and thought I should feed this creature to make the noise stop so after stumbling, falling, then stumbling to the fridge filled with sweet creaming pumpings of my wife's tits, I proceeded to fill a bottle with said liquid. Now it just so happens that in my theatrics in meeting the floor I gathered upon my persons some hair from our cat. This Vita-black creature of antimatter sheds more than grizzly and I was covered. So as the bottle was filled halfway with several ounces of extracted human diary, the longest blackest strand of feline hair fails from my face straight into this bottle, so big and bold even i could see it fall in. Now no offspring of mine needs a hair in their bottle and the wife would kill me as this good stuff is hard to squeeze out of her. I try at first with a finger to retrieve the blackness but with no success. Then rummaging through the flatware drawer discover there is are no spoons. I tried a fork but just pushed it around. Then the human larvae gave another cry and I knew if I didn't hurry, I would be kicked back in bed just to get kicked out of it again. Panicking I noticed the shape of a spoon on the counter, likely used, in as much clarity as the Gulf of Mexico and grabbing it proceed to, of course, drop the whole damned spoon into the bottle. In one shot I retrieved the hair and and tossed it and spoon behind me and ran with the milk, screwed on the nipple, stubbed my toe, and slammed it into the milk warmer we keep in the bathroom and pressed start. Another cry emanated from my spawn so I quickly moved to scoop him up and rock him during the few minutes it would take to heat the boob juice. To my groggy surprise, the rocking worked well and he just fell asleep once more. Tired and victorious I returned to enjoy the last few hours of the sun being gone. The problem was that spoon. For dessert my wife had used that spoon. Something healthy, dairy, with live cultures. The 2nd problem was I forgot the milk in the warmer. The 3rd problem was it was mid July in the South and the bathroom vents are closed. The 4th and final problem was my wife found it first. Take raw milk, add live cultures from a spoon, the heat from an over enthusiastic bottle warmer, the whole hot July evening to incubate, and you have my wife dumping homemade human yogurt all over my pancakes in a rage I can to this day not properly describe. Wasn't half bad really.

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    Hi @RubberToe,

    I apply for Apollo, cause he and I both love eating yogurt

    Thanks.

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    Hi @RubberToe

    While yogurt and bacon do not go well together, I would like an invite to BaconBits. Liked and Repped your post. Greetings, SPooKY 0-0

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    Hey @RubberToe thanks for your generosity I love to get a BaconBits invite as I'm fairly new to this. I'm not new to yogurt, as I've had many adventures with it, there was this one time at bandcamp......

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    Requesting an invite for BitMe

    I am applying for BitMe since I am interested in IT contents. Thanks in advance @RubberToe

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubberToe View Post




    Good day everyone,

    It has been quite a while since I've done a proper giveaway so I searched my accounts to see what I could give back.

    RULES:

    1. Like the post (bottom right corner of this post)
    2. +REP the post (bottom left corner -> I approve -> Add)
    3. Reply to the post and clearly state which invite you would like to receive. One per applicant
    4. Include the word "yogurt" somewhere in your post. Bonus points for creativity
    5. Don't forget to mention me in your post as well @RubberToe
    6. I will let you know when and what to PM me.
    7. Have fun!

    NB. I will only be able to check the thread periodically but rest assured I will get around to responding to your post.


    THE GOODS

    Tracker # of Invites Category Review Requirements Winners
    Apollo 4 Music Review 3x Proofs
    Trancetraffic 2 Music Review 3x Proofs
    Bitme 1 Learning Review 2x Proofs
    Waffles 5 Music Review 2x Proofs
    TorrentLeech 1 General Review 3x Proofs
    MyAnonaMouse 6 Learning Review 1x Proof
    ThePlace.bz 4 Learning Review 1x Proof
    Bit-HDTV 15 HD Review 1x Proof
    BaconBits 3 General Review 0x Proofs





    Hey @RubberToe Thanks for the amazing opportunity!

    I don't belong to any music tracker. I'd really like to get into Apollo please. But if you don't have that available, Waffles would be wonderful as well. Beggars can't be choosers, right?

    I have a seedbox and many, many proofs I can send from several trackers. Games, movies, etc. I'm just missing a music tracker.

    Fun fact: I actually prefer frozen yogurt to ice cream. I know that's probably controversial, but it is what it is haha.

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    Good Day @RubberToe! Nothing like some good probiotics that come with fresh yogurt! Mix in a little BaconBits and you've got yourself a damn good breakfast!

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    Hello @RubberToe,

    Never tried bacon and yogurt together, but I would imagine it to be fairly delicious combo. One bB invite for me!

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    @RubberToe

    First of all, Thanks for giving me a chance for participating in this great giveaway...

    I would love to have theplace invite.. that would be just "yogurt" tastic for me...
    Never had an account,proofs will be provided as required .. rep+like added

    Thanks

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    Hi @RubberToe
    I would love to have an invite for Apollo.
    Like+Rep added.
    Thanks in advance
    Regards

    PS: food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk



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