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    What's the best chat up lines you've heard

    My friends always have some cheesy chat up lines they say to girls, sometimes they get a laugh and sometimes a slap

    What's one of the best ones you've heard?

    I'll get it started:

    There are 206 Bones in the human body, would you like one more?
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    I've got an F a C and a K, baby,....all i need is U. lol
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    If you were my homework, i would do you every night

    Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table and do you all night long

    Fuck me if im wrong, but have we met before?

    What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    The word of the day is 'Legs'. Lets go to my house and spread the word.

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    "I like the way your face looks" - works every time.

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    nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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    U mad broskie?

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    Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?

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    I may not be Fred Flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock!

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    You must be a parking ticket cause you got FINE written all over you.

    Your dad must have been a baker, cause you've got a nice set of buns.

    You must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all day.

    Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cause every time I see you, you turn me on!

    You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.

    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours

    Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cause your the bomb!

    Did you just trip me? Cause I think I fell for you!

    Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

    Excuse me, but I think you dropped something! My jaw!

    I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

    If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

    Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

    Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

    Do you have the temperature? Cause baby your making me hot.

    If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

    Are you from Tennessee? (no, why?) Cause your the ten I see!

    Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven!

    Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

    Are you lost? Cause I didn't think angels lived on earth.

    Are those astronaut pants? Cause your butt is outta this world!

    Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

    Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

    I'm sorry I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women.

    Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

    If I followed you home, would you keep me?

    I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.

    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?


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