Will this invention leave you down in the dumps?

I'm all for technology that is truly helpful. This certainly is for some. However, now that it's supposedly being offered to the masses, it might cause many to wonder about the future.
You've already seen the headline, so here goes: This is a device that attaches to undies in order to tell you when you need to go to the toilet, the restroom, the bathroom, and, specifically, the number two room.

As Reuters reports, this is the Dfree. It predicts fecal excretion. The Huffington Post says that it was originally created for those who suffer from fecal incontinence -- primarily those advanced in years.