A 'men's activist' makes a 46-minute cut of Star Wars: The Last Jedi without the women in it so he doesn't have to feel sick

Green milk is now a feminist issue.

Some guy who is cross that women exist has made a 'fanedit' (sic) of Star Wars: The Last Jedi which removes the significant female characters and scenes from the movie.

As reported on Pedestrian, the user-titled 'Chauvanist Cut' (sic), which is also described as "basically The Last Jedi minus Girlz Powah and other silly stuff", was posted on The Pirate Bay by an anonymous user.

It's 46 minutes long, and removes most of the plot and point of Rian Johnson's latest venture into the Star Wars universe.

Here's an outline of some of the omissions, according to said anonymous user – SPOILERS for The Last Jedi follow:

  • "Cut out most shots showing female fighters/pilots and female officers commanding people around/having ideas."
  • "NO HALDO (sic)! She simply doesn't exist. Her whole subplot doesn't exist. The Kamikaze is carried out by Poe. ( = Poe dies.)"
  • "Leia never scolds, questions nor demotes Poe. He is a respected and very skilled high-ranking member of the resistance."
  • "When there's a scene where a woman is cut in making some important statement that can be substituted by another statement by a guy, then she gets cut out. Works pretty well actually."
  • "Wookie eats the Porg, or at least isn't interrupted in trying to do so."
  • "No green milk." (What the f**k)


While IB Times reports this edit also makes Kylo Ren more heroic and less conflicted, and removes Luke's astral projection so he dies in a hail of bullets.

While the unnamed user admits, "There are plotholes and continuity errors and some cuts are not as smooth as they should be, especially audio transition-wise," he does go on to say, "but for what it's worth, it can now at least be viewed without feeling nauseaus (sic) about most of the terrible big and small decisions they made in this film."

Director Rian Johnson took time out of his day to respond appropriately.

https://twitter.com/rianjohnson/stat...07873487208448

What more is there to say?