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    Joke Thread

    Welcome to the TI joke thread! Feel free to take a moment from browsing the forums and have a laugh.

    Rules are simple!

    * NO race based jokes or racist comments

    * Adult humour is okay but keep it as clean as possible - not all members appreciate adult humour and/or TI may have younger members

    * Respect each other - not everyone shares the same humour that is OKAY! Scroll and donít troll if you donít like something





    @jimmy7 @The Night @masonos @YusukeUramesh can someone sticky this for me please?
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    A man goes up to his wife, pinches her bum cheeks saying.." you know, if you firmed these up a bit we could get rid of your bum tightening knickers ".

    He then pinches each breast and he says " & if you firmed these up too, we could get rid of your bras."

    So the wife turns around & grabs him by the D*ck and says.." well if you firmed this up a bit we could get rid of the Gardener, the postman & your brother! ".
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    A pirate captain sets sail with a green crew and a brand new first mate. A week out of port in dangerous waters he, his first mate and cabin boy are standing on deck overseeing the men working, when a call comes from the crow's nest, "Enemy ship on the horizon, heading straight for us!“

    The captain commands his crew to prepare for battle, then turns to his cabin boy and says,"Bring me my red shirt!“

    The captain fights bravely amoungst his crew, and they fight furiously and come out victorious without losing a single man.

    After the battle, the first mate approaches his captain and says," Captain, you fought like a demon and inspired the men to put their all into the fight. But, I gotta ask, what's the deal with the red shirt?"

    The captain, with a twinkle in his eye, responds, "I wear the red shirt so when I receive a wound in battle, the men don't see me bleeding and lose heart. They continue to fight on!“

    Impressed, the first mate is about to say something else when a call from the crow's nest interrupts him. "Enemy armada on the horizon, heading straight for us! I count 10 ships of the line!“

    Without skipping a beat, the captain calls out to his cabin boy, "Bring me my brown pants!"
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    Two elephants meet a totally naked guy.

    After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
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    What Did the Pirate Say on His 80th Birthday?

    AYE MATEY

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    I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.

    He said "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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    Omg :-d


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