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    Dwayne Johnson 'Announces' Presidential Run on Saturday Night Live

    Dwayne Johnson hosted his fifth episode of Saturday Night Live over the weekend, helming this yearís season finale with a mix of the weird, the political, and the OMIGOD hide your children and your wives from this guy.

    Johnson returned to Saturday Night Live with his typical flair and gusto, which included a pretty funny sketch on a Jurassic Park ride (T-Rex hand puppet and all), the Scorpio superhero, and a WWE promo that harkened back to Johnsonís early days as ďThe Rock.Ē But sadly, it wasnít SNLís finest this season, leaving things on a pretty average note. It was also the final SNL performances for both Vanessa Bayer and Bobby Moynihan, and Iím going to miss both of them a lot.



    Of course, everybodyís been talking about Johnsonís opening monologue, where he ďofficiallyĒ announced that heís running for President of the United States in 2020, with Tom Hanks as his running mate. This follows a recent appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, where he suggested that he has an earnest desire to replace Donald Trump as the next Commander in Chief.

    Look, I know most of us believe just about anybody would be better than Trump (well, except Paul Ryan, for obvious reasons), but can we not do this right now? I donít care if itís serious or a joke, just stop. Weíve already got one actor in the White House, Iím not ready to entertain the idea of another.

    Instead, Iíd like to talk about the sketch where Johnson invents something truly evil for the Mad Scientistsí competition: a robot that molests children.



    Nope. Scratch that. Itís too much, even for me.

    Now, if youíll excuse me, Iíll be hiding in the hills for a few years, waiting for the day when Katy Perry promises sheíll bring back cannibalism if picked as the next Secretary of Education. After all, Betsy DeVos plans on getting rid of healthy eating programs... foodís gotta come from somewhere.




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    now we gonna possibly get Dwayne Johnson, Tom Hanks, also I have no doubt that Hillary and Trump will both return, maybe Sanders too, if all true, 2020 race gonna be VERY interesting

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    @Rhialto - still a long time till 2020


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