Greetings, salutations and good tidings of great joy, health, happiness and prosperity to you. And stuff. All that good shit, all for yours and y'alls.

For starters, yes, I'm aware IPT has a great selection of books as it is and generally are right on getting new stuff out quickly. But I'm more-so interested in adding an additional secondary tracker in order to have more success with the deep cuts, so to speak. Like the books that kind of flew under the radar for whatever reason, and whom we only even know exist thanks to GoodReads (and, of course, good ol' Dewey Decimal Dorothy down the bus stop).

Will this strategy work? I dunno. Maybe...

Maybe not...

Maybe fuck yourself...

I kid, I kid. Well, actually... Mark Wahlberg kids, famously starring as, "That One, Only Guy Who Didn't Get Killed At the End of the Movie" in [SPOILER]The Departed[/SPOILER]. Oh, shit... my bad. Spoiler alert. I'm legit going to go back and spoiler out the movie name just in case even though it came out approximately 73 years ago someone hadn't seen it yet.

Because, hey. Hey you. Yeah you. YES. YOU! Listen, I'm not a spoilering kinda kid, alright? Did you hear me? Snitches get stitches. And spoilers gets the broilers. Think on that one for a minute, won't ya? I'M JUST NOT THAT KINDA GUY, OKAY?! GOT IT?!

...Wait, what?

This is a Wendy's drive thru? No shit? Well, my bad, then.

TO... BE... CONTINUED??

For realsies, though, hit me up if any of that -- at least towards the beginning -- made any sense and you're still interested.

NOTE: This is (hopefully) for invite to invite. Or at least it's gonna be an invite on my end. I swear, promise, scout's honor, etc. etc. The best part is you can trust me completely because I have it on quite high authority from multiple sources that I, in fact, possess incredibly kind eyes. So... take that completely useless and unverifiable information as you will, I guess. Farewells and whatever the opposites-of-salutations are!

2ND & FINAL NOTE, I SWEAR: It's come to my attention that it would behoove me to also peruse a couple additional trackers in my not-really-planned-out-beforehand-whatsoever-quest (thanks to @UFC in the public chat), and in the interests of providing a formal TL;DR to this absolute cluster-fudgicle of a post, here's what I got and what I'm looking for in return.

TL/TC;DR

>> THE WHO: That would be me -- hello! And, maybe/possibly you? I don't know. Only you can truly know this... in your heart of heart of hearts.

>> THE WHAT (DO I WANT): Book focused or book-laden private torrent tracker invites -- just one shall suffice as I am not greedy and, also, only have one invite to provide of my own.

>> THE WHERE: Damn, this is getting real old, real quick, huh? It originally sounded like a fantastic idea in my head...

But the where is here. It's here. On this very website, can you believe it?!

>> THE WHEN: I mean, whenever is most convenient for you, really. I'm in no rush. I mean, I'd like to dive headlong into the oodles and oodles of newly available content, but... as with taking a shit in a public restroom or making what should have been a very simple trade post on TI into a sub 5,000 word Magna Opus, these things take time. They take time. And they should't or needn't be rushed. (Unless it ends up taking more than a day or two -- in which case, hurry the frig up, yo, I got shit to do and people to win over with the help of my kind eyes.

>> THE WHY: This answer's simple even for me...

It's because I have... *insert start of church choir music singing* an IPTorrents invite to trade with you. Or them if you take too long. Just sayin.

Is anyone even still reading this? #X4Doubt.

Roger roger.

Golf, alpha, bravo. Yankee, echo, sierra. Tango, mike, romeo, oscar, whiskey. Foxtrot, alpha, sierra, hotel, oscar.

Over and out.